Tag: puppet speak

me, seeing a mutual has yet another interest in common with me: *drags my hands down my face, holds them palm to palm against my mouth and then aims them at the screen* i fuckin. love you so much

you know, something i find really fascinating is how lesbians have essentially reclaimed the word hag…not quite like you would with a slur, but like. we’ve taken the image of an ugly, ragged old woman living in the mountains or something and made it no longer an insult but rather, something we aspire to, an alright way to live. ive never seen a woman who wasnt a lesbian put hag in her url nd i think the baba yaga craze is full of lesbians too. cutting men out of your love life reconceptualizes your ideas of female beauty entirely nd allows you to see it in places you were always told it wasnt, in the elderly nd, yes, the conventionally ugly. 

nnngh a poet i used to love on here just said some ugly shit nd i feel so disheartened…..couldve sworn their poetry was on my blog but i cant find any nd its troubling bc i need to purge my realm of their presence..need to do a fire cleanse on this place

a man: *has nice cologne* 

me: oh thats nice..aw shoot looks like im a fake gay i need to date a man to enjoy nice cologne 

me 2 seconds later, gone full galaxy brain: i…can wear cologne myself..or even date a butch who wears cologne……phew lesbian card redeemed

i wish i had a brilliant soup-maker wife that knew the healing properties of every soup nd knew how to like, work in medicinal herbs so her soups could cure you nd id never have to visit the doctor again id just eat her soup all the time for every illness i ever acquired. nd of course id try my best to learn so i could take care of her too